Blonde Joke

 

 BOB & THE BLONDE 

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 Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.  He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.  
  
The 10 pm news was coming on.  The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. 

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The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" 
  
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump." 
  
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." 
  
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" 

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Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. 
  
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair.  Here's your money." 

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Bob replied, "I can't take your money.  I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump." 
  
The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."  
  
Bob took the money… 
 


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