The Ostrich

If this doesn’t at least bring a smile to your face GO BACK TO
BED!!!!!!!THE OSTRICH!

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger,
fries and a coke," and turns to The ostrich, "What’s yours?" "I’ll
have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will Be
$9.40 please" The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact
change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again
and the man Says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."

The ostrich says, "I’ll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" Asks the
waitress."No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked
potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.

Shortly
the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once
again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and Places it
on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
Sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your
pocket every time?"

"Well," says the
man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and

found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered

me
two wishes. My
first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money

would always be there."

"That’s brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people
would ask for a
Million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want
for as long as you live!"

"That’s right. Whether it’s a litre of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "What’s with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall
chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.."

WELL HELLO !!!!!!

Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humour out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.

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