Biker’ Story

On January 9th, a group of Illinois bikers were riding west on
I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge .
So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley,
walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says,
"What are you doing?"

She says, "I’m going to commit suicide."

While he didn’t want to appear "sensitive," he didn’t want to miss a
be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked … "Well, before you jump,
why don’t you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and
did just that … and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed
immediately by another one.

After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the
onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the
best kiss I have ever had Honey! That’s a real talent you’re wasting
Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you
committing suicide?"

"My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl."

It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

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