LITTLE JOHNNY

Norman and  Barry got married in California  …

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They couldn’t afford a honeymoon so  they went back to Norman ‘s Mom and Dad’s house for their first married night together. 
  
In the morning, Little Johnny, Norman ‘s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the  door to go to school, he asks his mom if Norman and Barry are up yet. She replies, ‘No’. 
 
Little Johnny asks, ‘Do you know what I think?’ 
His  mom replies, ‘I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to  school.’ 
  
Little Johnny comes home for lunch and asks  his mom, ‘Are Norman and Barry up yet?’ She replies, ‘No.’ 
 
Johnny  says, ‘Do you know what I think?’ 
His mom replies, ‘Never mind what you think! 
Eat your lunch and go back to school ‘ 
 
After  school, Little Johnny comes home and asks again, ‘Are Norman and Barry up yet?’  
His mom says, ‘No.’ 
 
He asks, ‘Do you know what I think?’  
His mom replies, ‘OK, now tell me what you think.’ 

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He says: ‘Last night Norman came to my room for the 
Vaseline and I think…
I gave him my airplane glue.’

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