A CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter’s Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well… ?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

SLIM


TALL


38D BREASTS


24"WAIST and


36"HIPS.

When she walks into a room, people say, "Jesus Christ!".

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