When We Grow Up…

Teacher asks the kids in her class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny says: "I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest girl, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Monte Carlo, a mansion on the beach, a jet to travel all over Europe, and an Infinite Visa Card and have sex with her three times a day."

He sat down with a big self-satisfied smile.

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson, and asks: "How about you, Sarah?"

"I thought I wanted to be a nurse. But I want to be Johnny’s girlfriend."

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2 thoughts on “When We Grow Up…

  1. Keith Cowan

    Good one. Thanks

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