Will I live to be 80?

PROBABLY HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE BUT FUNNY ENOUGH TO RESEND

After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, my Doctor said I was doing fairly
well for my age. (I am past Sixty Five).

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist
asking her, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 80?’

She asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or
hard liquor?’

‘Oh no,’ I replied. ‘I’m not doing drugs, either!’

Then she asked, ‘Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued
ribs?’

‘I said, ‘Not much… My former doctor said that all red
meat is very unhealthy!’

‘Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf,
boating, sailing, hiking, or
bicycling?’

‘No, I don’t,’ I said.

She asked, ‘Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot
of sex?’

‘No,’ I said…

She looked at me and said,

‘Then, why do you even give a shit?’

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  1. Good 2 know, in May I’ll be 65.

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