The Wish

A guy is walking along a beach in Tel Aviv when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.

The guy thinks for a moment and says, “I want to live forever.”

“Sorry,” said the genie, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life -at this age”

“OK, then, I want to die after the Israelis and Palestinians make peace.

“You crafty little guy,” said the genie.

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2 thoughts on “The Wish

  1. KODonnell

    LOl. No kidding. Every US President has his picture taken between the two leaders shaking hands. Like there’s gonna be progress.

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