Good Jewish Medical Advice

Good medical advice from the Jewish sages of old…

1. F*** once a week is good for your health, but it’s harmful if done every day.
2. F***ing relaxes your mind and body.
3. F***ing refreshes you.
4. After F***ing, don’t eat too much; go for more liquids.
5. Try f***ing in bed ’cause it can save you valuable energy.
6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol levels.


SO, REMEMBER ..

Fasting is good for your health
and may God cleanse your dirty mind…

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6 thoughts on “Good Jewish Medical Advice

  1. LOL, but I love my “dirty mind” πŸ˜‰

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  2. My mind was in the gutter. lol

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  3. KODonnell

    LOL. I fell for it!

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  4. me too

    Like

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