$100

Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Greg’s wife, Dorothy, was not wearing any underwear!

Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table as he emerged rather red-faced.

Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Dorothy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked?"

Jeff admitted, "Well, yes I did."

She said "You can have some, but it will cost you $100."

After thinking about it for a minute, Jeff indicated that he was interested. She tells him that since Greg works Friday afternoons (and Jeff doesn’t), he should come to their house around 2:00 PM on Friday.

Friday came and Jeff went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom, had sex for a few hours and then Jeff left.

Greg came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did Jeff come by this afternoon?"

Totally shocked, Dorothy replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."

"Did he give you $100?"

"Oh hell, he knows!" thought Dorothy. Reluctantly she said, "Yes, he did give me $100."

"Good," says Greg, "He came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me. He said he’d stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. It’s so good to have a friend you can trust."

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