|Sad, But As I Get Older, I Think Differently
After a long day on the lake fishing, I stopped
in at Hooter’s to see some friends and have
some hot wings and ice tea.
After being there for a while, one of my friends
asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck
in an elevator with.
I told them “The one who knows how to fix elevators”.
I’m old, I’m tired, and I pee a lot.
me too :-\