Japanese sex

A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:

Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"

Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"

Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji Rodi roumi yakoo!"

Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"

Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"

I can’t believe you just sat there trying to read this – you don’t know Japanese.

You’ll read anything as long as it’s about sex…

You need serious help!!!

Sometimes I worry about you.

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2 thoughts on “Japanese sex

  1. Ich fühle mich intellektuell überfordert 😉

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  2. Ich frage mich, ob es wirklich japanisch ist 😉

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