THE UGLY GROG

THE UGLY FROG

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

He whispered, I’M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME. YOU WON’T EVER BE SORRY.

The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn’t found​ ​
anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her KISS ME AND YOU WON’T BE SORRY!

So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.

IMMEDIATELYthe frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.

THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY’S KISS.

SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS. NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?

COME ON GUESS!

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4 thoughts on “THE UGLY GROG

  1. a frog?

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Keith Charles Cowan

    A motel?

    Like

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