Jet wash in the morning mist
Unusual cloud. Now we know how to look like angels
Ice cave, illuminated by a torch
Ladybug in the morning dew
Cloud: incredible picture
Rain over ravninoi – view from the airplane
One in a million
The tsunami of clouds
A magical place in Austria – Grer See
A rare and wonderful atmospheric phenomenon – "fire rainbow".
Rainbow refraction of light in water droplets
Morskoi sand under a microscope with a 300-fold increase
Rhodochrosite – Beautiful Shii mineral, also known as the Rose of the Inca
The view from the height of 8000 meters
Splash – from the stone thrown into the water during sunset
In rare cases, you can see a rainbow at 360 from the plane
The crystal clear ice of Lake Baikal
Lavender fields. Dawn. Imagine the aroma …
Frame-fire: the reflection of the setting sun in her hair
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot’s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted,
"My Mommy looked back once while she was driving," he announced triumphantly, "And she turned into a telephone pole!"
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class,
"If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"
A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I’d throw up."
DID NOAH FISH?
A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?”
"No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."
A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times.
But, there is a Higher Power. Can anybody tell me what it is?"
One child blurted out, "Aces!"
MOSES AND THE RED SEA
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.
"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.
When he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.
Then he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his Mother asked.
"Well, no, Mom, but, if I told it the way the teacher did, you’d never believe it!"
THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD
A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible – Psalm 23.
She gave the youngsters a month to learn the chapter.
Little Rick was excited about the task – but he just couldn’t remember the Psalm.
After much practice, he could barely get past the first line.
On the day that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of the congregation, Ricky was so nervous.
When it was his turn, he stepped up to the microphone and said proudly,
"The Lord is my Shepherd, and that’s all I need to know."
The preacher’s 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why.
"Well, Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages.
"I’m asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon"
"How come He doesn’t answer it?" she asked.
A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, "So your mother says your prayers for you each night?
That’s very commendable. What does she say?"
The little boy replied, "Thank God he’s in bed!"
TIME TO PRAY
A pastor asked a little boy if he said his prayers every night.
"Yes, sir." the boy replied.
"And, do you always say them in the morning, too?" the pastor asked.
"No sir," the boy replied. "I ain’t scared in the daytime"
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.
"Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "I’ve had an awful day. Give me the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before."
"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now."
The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.
My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I’m fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye."
"You’re kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn’t lose an eye just from bird shit."
"It was my first day with the hook."