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So, How’s Your Day Going?

So, How’s Your Day Going?

Some old some new to help MAKE YOUR DAY……………………

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Set your clocks ahead

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Up next is the best yet

Changes of Life…

Sad, But As I Get Older, I Think Differently After a long day on the lake fishing, I stopped in at Hooter’s to see some friends and have some hot wings and ice tea. After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with. I told them “The one who knows how to fix elevators”. I’m old, I’m tired, and I pee a lot. me too :-\

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Catholic morning coffee in Rome

CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME   Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St.Peters Square . The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him ‘Your Grace’.” The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room, everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.” The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.” Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four men give her a subtle, “Well….?” She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, SLIM TALL   38D BREAST   24″ WAIST and   34″ HIPS     When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh My God.”

When a wife should trust her husband……..

When a wife should trust her husband….

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband. For example…. The wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the sheets she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the sheet as hard as she can. Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. “Hi, sweetheart”, he says. “Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say, Hi?”

You want to see something punny ??

Via You want to see something punny ?? – The life and times of The Hedgehog Whisperer.

 

Flags

Flags Created from National Foods

Each of these flags were created from the traditional foods of their country and shaped into to one beautifully representative symbol of all that country has to offer. We’ve got to say that patriotism never looked so delicious!

Australia

Made from traditional meat pie and sauce.

Brazil

Made from banana leaves, limes, pinapple and passion fruit.

China

Made from dragon fruit and star fruit.

France

Made from blue cheese, brie and grapes.

Greece

Made from feta cheese and Kalamata olives.

India

Made from curries, rice and a pappadum wafer.

Indonesia

Made from Sambal- spicy curry and rice.

Italy

Made from basil, pasta and tomatoes.

Japan

Made from tuna and rice.

Lebanon

Made from lavash bread, fattoush salad and a herb sprig.

South Korea

Made from traditional Kimbap and sauces.

Spain

Made from chorizo sausage and rice.

Switzerland

Made from charcuteries and emmental.

Thailand

Made from sweet chili sauce, shredded coconut and blue crab.

Turkey

Made from Lokum, or Turkish Delights.

United Kingdom

Made from a scone, cream and jams.

United States

Made from hot dogs, ketchup and mustard.

Vietnam

Made from rambutan, lychee and star fruit.

For my friend who asked for one for Germany 🙂

German flag rainbow cake made from fish roe, egg and sesame seeds.

Read more: http://www.urlesque.com/2010/07/05/crazy-sushi-pictures/#ixzz2ievJw6Uj